Random person in my living room. Random person commenting on my relationship. Awkward moments. Awkwardness everywhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeerrrrreeee. And of course, my dad has to show his ass.  AND THIS RANDOM STRANGER JUST KEEPS TALKING. ..And has NO TEETH. NONE. AT ALL. And a lisp. From having no teeth. ..And just get this… His nickname is smiley. WHAT THE FUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUUUUUUU. OH MAN. STRANGER DANGER.